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Fire Demotivational Poster


FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffy pop
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by fascistfrenchman

TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 3:37 pm, #225853
my wife just asked me to change to fire alarms out so i sent here this link lol
maoworks2 - November 9, 2011, 1:40 pm, #225652
that's a good one


GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!


TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by kahler8029

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm, #241700
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm, #220627
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm, #220626
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm, #220625
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm, #220624
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm, #220565

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm, #220536
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am, #220522
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am, #220519
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


APPEARENCE - A man walks down the street with a hat like that, people know he's not afraid of anything


TAGS: jayne serenity firefly
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by mrscratch

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2014, 11:18 pm, #251859
Loved Firefly, but HATED the movie with a passion. Your poster gets the 5L I took from the film.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:05 am, #239203
Noble as a gra**!
Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 5:15 am, #207787
Jayne Cobb ROX!
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 4:50 pm, #187091
I love Firefly.5/5


MY FRIEND SAID HIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE - So I proved him wrong


TAGS: fire friend day bad
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by templar13

- June 10, 2012, 6:18 pm, #236132
Haha Thank5 for the chuckle
SteveFurlong - June 10, 2012, 9:02 am, #236112
For years when I've had a bad day I've used the catch-phrase, Well, at least I didn't catch myself on fire. Then one day I accidentally caught myself on fire. 5L for a good poster and bringing up demotivational memories.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:46 pm, #236093
I told 5omething similar to customers with the same intent. Those who complain that the store has only 11 champagne glasses with particular etching and not a dozen.


NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -


TAGS: catch snowflakes afghanistan firefight
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

gas - April 21, 2011, 6:19 pm, #217022
Beautiful, goes to favourites :)
Sean - April 19, 2011, 2:55 pm, #216789
That guy is the best!
Airman - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am, #216774
Thanks all. The ph**o carries this one.
Dill - April 19, 2011, 3:48 am, #216757
This bought a tear to my eye... very nice
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:29 pm, #216709
just seeing the 203 carelessly scattered about gives me a woody, I bet the boyz fired all them up before the picture was even posted.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm, #216697
simply magnificent! 5L
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:18 pm, #216683
I agree. Very nice
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm, #216675
Very nice.


POLICE OFFICERS - Because Firemen need heros too...


TAGS: police fire
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Hoosierdaddio

NORMLperson - May 15, 2012, 11:03 pm, #234680
We all know a stupid pig made this one.


FLAMETHROWER -


TAGS: fire soldier war george carlin
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by forseti

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:34 am, #248107
"That's nice, but where do you put the bayonet?" --Gen. Lewis Burwell Puller, USMC, upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time.
ub3rchief - February 18, 2012, 8:16 pm, #229798
Truly one of the funniest people to have ever lived... and a very true statement XD


COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people




MY DUTY IS TO PROTECT -


TAGS: firefighter duty heroes
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

scarr3d - April 13, 2011, 1:39 pm, #216320
this poster got you 5 kittens. Nice
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:28 pm, #216316
Nice one. 5l's to you.


REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffypop smoke detector
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by jottjr

rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:19 pm, #190881

when you hear the popping get out, if you smell it burning...too late
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 2:24 pm, #190855
I find it derivative and anti establishment.....and 5L for a good first attempt......also...I like Swiss better than mozzarella.....And beer.....beer is good.....
tryal - August 26, 2010, 2:14 pm, #190854
awsome :)
motinet - August 26, 2010, 2:04 pm, #190853

A brilliant FIRST motifake. Bravo!


Catch 22 -


TAGS: catch22 fire
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

cicilia - April 11, 2014, 11:21 pm, #254232
Irony strikes again.


LOVE -


TAGS: love fire life consume purifies
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - May 13, 2012, 2:57 pm, #234594
Thank you... O Fiery One...
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:40 pm, #234592
Nice


IN CASE OF FIRE - 1. Grab Survivor 2. Super-Bodyslam from Top Rope 3. Profit!


TAGS: wrestling funny instructions emergency fire
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by ichthysfree

Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:35 am, #227124
Melon is good, melon is wise
Greeny - December 30, 2011, 6:58 am, #227077
c'mon ichthysfree - create something in your text next time


KILL IT - Sweet mother of god! KILL IT WITH FIRE!


TAGS: kill it with fire
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Hassiand

Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 11:24 pm, #23630
LOL @ Porcelina
Porcelina - September 26, 2008, 11:20 pm, #23625
Send her to Chicago with her hands like that. It will get taken care of


OH YEAH - YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A APPLE!




EVOLUTION -


TAGS: freckles curls fire stepchild ginger
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

nicholsjoshua15 - March 9, 2013, 11:35 pm, #244158
Remember by the Theory Of Evolution every time you have *** you're having *** with a Great Ape.
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 11:25 pm, #201015
bow chicka bow bow. LOL Canada!
CANADA - November 3, 2010, 11:15 pm, #201012
now that's all I'm gonna be able to think aboot :( 5 quiet nights
Cubbybear - November 3, 2010, 10:33 am, #200911
Thank god for evolution


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: calendar friendly home fire
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Coombsy007 - August 16, 2011, 2:50 pm, #223064
Nice! 5L


FIYAHPOWA -


TAGS: firepower fiyahpowa fire power fiyah powa night at the museum 2
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by ceth

aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 3:27 pm, #141828
BAD!


AMERICA'S VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS - Bravely running into places smarter people are running out of since 1736...




MINIGUN - Approximately 1000-6000 rounds per minute. Could you ask for more? Yes. You probably could. Do you need more? No. Probably not.




SERENITY - Burn the Land, Boil the Sea; You can't take the sky from me.


TAGS: glider sailplane sky firefly serenity
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by tugtramp

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 5:18 pm, #243901
Serenity lives...
Cheesefrog1 - June 21, 2012, 10:48 pm, #236490
Long** srry cant type today
Cheesefrog1 - June 21, 2012, 10:47 pm, #236489
i agree whole heartedly. Song Live The Serenity!!!
tugtramp - June 21, 2012, 2:11 pm, #236474
"Curse you, FOX, for your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
Cheesefrog1 - June 20, 2012, 10:45 pm, #236446
awsome i havent seen a firefly reference in a long time. bravo sir bravo 5l
robbidos - June 19, 2012, 1:36 am, #236402
Thats what she said
tugtramp - June 18, 2012, 6:07 am, #236358
Nope. You only go down if you give up.
Derek - June 17, 2012, 8:05 pm, #236353
You're going to have to land sometime... where's going to be?


TWITTER -




LEGO FIREFLY - Hey, Gotta continue it somehow.


TAGS: firefly sci fi lego
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by HandsofBlue

RnR - July 25, 2008, 7:32 am, #11023
if you take out those with the guns, it will look like a freakign lego g** boysband


FIRE SAFETY -


TAGS: fire extinguisher alarm safety plan
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:41 am, #226813
I wanted to use the word F**K but even I know motifake has its limits
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:11 pm, #226805
Cute.
MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:12 pm, #226801
5 alarms
Sho - December 21, 2011, 4:08 pm, #226796
Lmfao


I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM THE BOOM GODS - They say you're screwed


TAGS: boom tank fire away
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:34 pm, #242319
My grandfather was Paratrooper during WW2 and he said he saw an Artillery round with "If you can read this you're f*cked" written on the side of it.


A DOLL - That's all Amy wanted. She asked and asked. And then she warned them. Too bad they were heavy sleepers.




FIRE TORNADOS - Is how you know that God hates you




CIRCLE OF RESPECT -


TAGS: police fire public servant savior
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

rerun - November 30, 2010, 7:21 pm, #204862

paint didn't hurt this at all, amsome
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 2:12 am, #204800
I'm a little pissed that Paint killed the pic quality on this one. you have to squint to see the puddy tat


WHEN IN DOUBT -


TAGS: night firefight afghanistan
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - February 16, 2011, 3:47 pm, #212520
well put sdfghjkl. Your words of wisdom inspire us all. well thought out and well communicated. I will take these words and let them be my guiding beacon from this day forward. Amen
Ookami85 - February 15, 2011, 9:39 pm, #212475
I love this. Epic win, 5Ls and a high five.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:51 pm, #212465
when in doubt... stop posting bull****
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:44 pm, #211700
Love it. Love it. Love it!
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:40 am, #211597

and use the noob tube...always use the noob tube. (the gamers will get that)
coldinjected - February 3, 2011, 11:57 pm, #211582
You lie Airman. Something tells me you wouldn't wait for doubt.


THAT'S IT - This has eliminated the chance of me going anywhere in Africa. Ever. I can get fireworks from Mexico.


TAGS: fireworks pet hyena mexico africa
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Cheeseman - June 6, 2009, 9:46 pm, #84846
A hyena is way more gangsta than a pitbull.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:02 pm, #18694
Your text was lame and clumsy, and didn't make much sense, as people rarely go to Africa for fireworks.
Shtoink - September 3, 2008, 3:33 am, #18614
i wish i had a pet hyena


FIREFOX - Even our Extra-Terrestrial internet users agree that it is the best web browser that has ever been developed and will probably always be the best there is


TAGS: crop circle firefox web browser
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 7:30 pm, #91574
Why use any browser when u can just connect ur head to the internets?
Ana - April 28, 2009, 2:17 pm, #76186
What!?! There are OTHER browsers?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 1, 2008, 10:59 am, #41073
See, the aliens won't use IE and didn't like Chrome, so yeah they use Firefox, what's the big whoop?
Guy - December 1, 2008, 12:46 am, #40827
I'm betting someone out there thinks that this was actually done be aliens.
Porcelina - November 12, 2008, 7:42 pm, #35873
You're on this site, so you're an extreme nerd loser too... the only thing is you're not edjamacated
notanerd - November 12, 2008, 7:40 pm, #35871
extreme nerd losers are way too concerned about what browser is better


I'M NOT HEARTLESS -


TAGS: heart less fire riot destruction
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - December 20, 2012, 9:36 am, #241688
Glad you do, good sir...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:22 am, #241522
Ha. I see what you did there.


-


TAGS: fire clown
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by Looney

Claire - July 21, 2009, 12:27 am, #97541
If by "evil" you mean "compensating" then yes.
The Joker - January 15, 2009, 11:14 am, #52152
I'm more evil than that.


MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA -




WHO'S GONNA RIDE... - ...that red two wheeler,Who's gonna make that yuletide race Who wants to wear red and white trimmed leathers All the way to fire place




IRONY -




FINALLY - I'll drink this with my deep fried celery.


TAGS: bacon diet coke celery deep fired drink
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm, #184945
i should have just put this in the bacon thread
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:38 pm, #184943
LMAO! I love that Pzy handles this!
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:35 pm, #184940

we all start in the basement.
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:34 pm, #184939
yeah, one of my early ones. anyone feel free to 1L or recaption it
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 7:43 pm, #165239
Back again, Zammuelist? Who lifted your ban?
Zealot - March 16, 2010, 7:32 pm, #165237
gapes in awe


JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit


TAGS: jokes fire flame harm funny *****le
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Andremann

Derek - November 26, 2009, 4:26 pm, #140337
Ouch! Psychopath!


OK, PEOPLE! - Let's gather around here and take a photo while the house is still standing




OLD DOGS, NEW TRICKS -


TAGS: fire firefighter police crisis lapd
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:28 pm, #205739

awesome...again....you prick...lol


FIRE FIGHTERS -




WE'RE GOING TO NEED -


TAGS: fireman dragon
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:57 pm, #251900
Awesome!
culos - February 24, 2011, 5:16 am, #213050
That's what she said...


REVENGE -


TAGS: absolute fire absolutely rocks
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - June 23, 2011, 4:53 pm, #220456
Oh I know squirrels are evil. They haven't tried to kill me either, but you know they would if given the chance.
Celwin - June 23, 2011, 4:21 pm, #220455
it wasn't the trees, them burning were just a byproduct of killing the true attacker.
spacedog - June 21, 2011, 5:32 pm, #220371
I like it too. I haven't had any trees try to kill me, but they better watch themselves all the same. 5L
deChelca - June 21, 2011, 2:00 pm, #220352
OOH! I like this one. heh heh heh >:)
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:23 am, #220339
Fav'd.. 5 Dishes, served cold


FRIDAY THE 13TH -




REALISATION -


TAGS: dreams fire smoke died life
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by caveman

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 4:44 pm, #227295
Yeah, I Know.
Greeny - January 5, 2012, 7:04 am, #227280
Zee culprit is illusive, no?
mariand - January 5, 2012, 6:57 am, #227279
yeah, and throw it in the fire...lol


ADDICTION - Because Tweeting it is more important than your life.


TAGS: tweeter addiction fire panel exit
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 1:46 am, #231562
... and other people would tweet about the burning one because he was tweeting... fail
MercAlert - March 17, 2012, 7:35 pm, #231535
If you're in Paris (look above the sign) then of course you should tweet about it!


DEMON SUMMONING - Should be done with caution.




FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction


TAGS: september challenge military destroy them through superior firepower
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

HammerofHeeb - December 16, 2010, 2:36 pm, #207117
10th Mountain Div. (The patch) We're up here in NNY keeping those Canucks in line. And that's actually firing cheap goods. Oh, Canada, I love you. (Really, I do.)
Derek - September 28, 2009, 5:56 pm, #122447
If this were true, there would be very little if any war.


FIRE SPITTERS - The most extreme way to show the world how awesome they are.


TAGS: fire spitters awesome
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

mariand - August 1, 2012, 6:04 pm, #237951
come on lady!... you can do better than this! :)))


YOU SHAKE MY NERVES -




GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE. - Everything must go.


TAGS: fire run steal
Rating: 3.33/5

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FAIL. - Ironic?


TAGS: fail irony firetruck
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

M0rd3kaI - February 10, 2012, 9:56 am, #229262
Dammit.... *...look 'at' it this way...* my bad
M0rd3kaI - February 10, 2012, 9:56 am, #229261
Hey, look it this way..... they're making their own jobs. if all else fails, they won't go out of business though
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 12:05 am, #108112
Many years ago in my home town the fire house burned to the ground.
Woodywood03a - August 14, 2009, 12:04 am, #108111
Total fail, I can see the headlines now. Firetruck get on fire on its own. Truely a sad time for this town.


HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time


TAGS: h** air balloon balloons fire boring pancakes crash flame
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Atomic_Flame - April 2, 2009, 1:20 am, #69695
Sadisticly funny (if there's such a word).
Sean - November 3, 2008, 11:02 pm, #33155
This is hilarious. So sit back and enjoy wave after wave of under-appreciation as each rolls in from way offshore. But I'm not bitter. Thanks for the laugh. Bye.


CALIFORNIA - Yeah, Its A Lot Like This


TAGS: wildfires
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

Derek - January 3, 2010, 4:55 pm, #149787
So's Australia


LAID OFF - "Son, I don't know how we're going to get along without you... but starting Monday we're going to try."


TAGS: funny fired
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - March 22, 2011, 11:08 pm, #214994
Thanks
Bovee - March 18, 2011, 8:26 am, #214578
Love this. 5L's
agdaniele - March 17, 2011, 11:17 pm, #214562
Excellence.


CREEPY PASTA -


TAGS: mother fire ghost haunt
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Sho

rerun - May 5, 2012, 3:39 pm, #234222

WOW, very deep
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 11:26 am, #234209
Thanks. I need to look at the tags more...
Sho - May 5, 2012, 11:18 am, #234208
Look at the tags, they provide some minor clues
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 9:04 am, #234201
Before I cast my vote, someone please clue me in.. I don't get this reference.
gas - May 5, 2012, 8:06 am, #234197
whew.. wow
Greeny - May 5, 2012, 7:29 am, #234196
wow
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:03 am, #234195

hair on my arms rising creepy. strongly 5L!


ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL SOMEONE CATCHES FIRE... - And Then Its Hilarious


TAGS: fire
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by joshuagaddy1995

aajjeee - August 19, 2011, 11:24 pm, #223239
then it is hilarous!
oo7man - August 17, 2011, 4:50 pm, #223106
HE ON FIRE :O


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY - Please be safe when lighting off fireworks


TAGS: happy inedependence day safe fireworks
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Budog

mrunstable - July 8, 2011, 4:16 am, #221116
future Darwin award recipient below
Budog - July 6, 2011, 3:35 pm, #221058
What about the rocket scientists who shoot them out their bung hole? Those are Darwin Awards in the making...
Cloudchaser - July 5, 2011, 2:46 am, #220977
But shooting bottle rockets and roman candles at each other is fun!


MERRY CHRISTMAS - everyone!


TAGS: x mas santa sad burn fire christ merry
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by leeebling

CANADA - December 3, 2009, 7:08 pm, #142237
because it was hollow it probably burn in like 10 minutes
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 6:00 pm, #142200
I saw like zero fire trucks and zero streams of water to put out the fire. 5 b/c it's hilarious.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:27 pm, #142125
Wow! The tour started out a bit slow, but what a finish! 5Ls
rerun - December 3, 2009, 11:51 am, #142095

Guess it is a good thing I am Jewish.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 11:49 am, #142094
Yep, Merry F@cking Christmas
rerun - December 3, 2009, 11:46 am, #142093

santa is dead?


THE CHURCH - Who says it can't enlighten ?


TAGS: church on fire enlighten
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:22 pm, #231034
If they paid taxes, they could call the fire department.
herosophocles - February 28, 2012, 6:32 am, #230268
Where's the Brimstone?
Budog - February 26, 2012, 10:46 pm, #230188
Those Pentecostals are really on fire!
rodangol - February 26, 2012, 10:26 pm, #230187
not sure, but some of its members do know how to enflame others


CURRYBUM -




SHE'S CRYING NOW - But you will be the one crying in the end when she sets your car on fire!


TAGS: crying car fire
Rating: 3.38/5

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internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 7:38 am, #221921
huh... Looks like Courtney Love... on a good day.


THAT'S RIGHT..... I DID IT - Did u see what I did there?


TAGS: house on fire did you see what i did there
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by lobo

BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:38 pm, #82268
Devil child
Merlin - December 16, 2008, 9:34 pm, #44887
And nothing of value was lost.
HOT GIRL - November 27, 2008, 9:04 pm, #40267
LMAO.love it


WELCOME TO - "Barbecue on a Budget", here on The Homeless Channel


TAGS: basket barbecue fire
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Koradan

sarcasm - August 21, 2009, 12:36 pm, #110479
Squirrel meat?


FIRE FIGHTING - Screw this!! FIX BYONETS!




WRATH -


TAGS: wrath fire late
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - July 24, 2011, 8:28 am, #221823
thx
Verdeckt - July 24, 2011, 7:18 am, #221819
Nice
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 4:35 pm, #221795

5weet


GOD - If he had intended man to smoke. He would have set him on fire.


TAGS: god fire smoke
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 6:40 am, #220290
to funny


HELLO THERE SIR - I couldn't help but notice you honking at me. Is there something you'd like to discuss?




PARIS FIRE BRIGADE - Using the French Army to fight fires because we don't use them to fight wars


TAGS: paris fire brigade
Rating: 3.55/5

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falloutghoul - February 20, 2012, 7:48 pm, #229892
Know wonder why they always get f***ed over. Where's Napoleon when they need him?


ANTI-GUN POLITICIANS - They don't know that you are supposed to treat EVERY firearm like it's loaded at all times. She also has no proper trigger training. She like Schumer however, has a CCW. Old bat....................


TAGS: democrat republican politics obama bush california 2nd ammendment guns firearms senator feinstein ak 47
Rating: 2.45/5

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Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:51 pm, #107399
Handles a gun like ***k Cheney.


Hello, 911? Yes, police...aaaand medical -


TAGS: and fire
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 16, 2014, 9:52 pm, #256727
Thanx guys
Bandit5906 - September 16, 2014, 4:17 pm, #256721
A lesson learned!
JesusWept - September 16, 2014, 3:41 pm, #256720
Excellent! L L L L L
Greeny - September 16, 2014, 5:55 am, #256714
Ahahaha haha *sigh*


KEEP A FIRE... -


TAGS: fire spontaneous combust success gary
Rating: 4.94/5

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Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 8:59 pm, #233297
I agree, as does my poster... However, I understand what you mean; but grant me a poetic license here... Burning oneself literally usually leads to nothing but pain... I'm using fire as a me***hor here for hard-work, determination & qualities such like...
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:52 pm, #233292
Fairly certain death is the result of spontaneous combustion, not success.
GaryO - April 14, 2012, 1:12 am, #233238
I really am too, Rick…….It’s d*** near my creed.
Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 3:52 pm, #233105
Heh heh... Pyromaniacs unite; but in a different way...
holymoly - April 12, 2012, 2:26 pm, #233098
Fire!!!!!! Nice take
Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 5:45 am, #233072
Glad you saw this one...
GaryO - April 11, 2012, 7:46 pm, #233060
nicely done, laddie


REALIZATION -


TAGS: camp fire safety
Rating: 4.71/5

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Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:37 am, #238856
Nice. Fire.
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 1:50 am, #237833
Thanks Haar. Not my find. ‘Twas a poster evolution thread contest….sure nice to see an ancient return with the good stuff. Welcome back.
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 12:36 am, #237824
Beauty!
GaryO - July 2, 2012, 12:45 pm, #236913
Oh, man, I know. I have a cabin in the high desert. Fire season is whenever there’s no snow on the ground. My heart, goes out to your area and my fire fighting friends.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:20 am, #236904
nicely done, but I won't show it to any fellow Coloradoans.. a little touchy subject here right now
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 10:20 pm, #236892
Thanks, Mao. Cheers
maoworks2 - July 1, 2012, 9:19 pm, #236889
Very Nice !
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 8:34 pm, #236888
Thank you, laddie, thank you very much
Rick69 - July 1, 2012, 8:05 pm, #236886
Once again: Splendid... : )
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 2:22 pm, #236873
Thanx sir Ugmiester
ughomer - July 1, 2012, 2:10 pm, #236872
A 5L KNEE-SLAPPER.


FIREPOWER - When you have this much no one messes with you


TAGS: battleship firepower
Rating: 4.67/5

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Iconoclast - September 17, 2012, 3:30 pm, #239224
And all of those big, beautiful battleships are now in mothballs or serving as museums.


DEDICATION - They can't fire me. Slaves have to be sold.


TAGS: job fire slave
Rating: 4.62/5

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MrRandom - April 29, 2010, 9:36 pm, #174017
More of these, and less religion ones, and you'll be well on your way here.
freestyler - April 29, 2010, 6:11 pm, #173985
Wauw nice! (every poster is nice because I am bad at making)
Derek - April 29, 2010, 5:44 pm, #173983
Good to see a newbie doing so well :})


FIREFIGHTERS... - rushing in...others running out 50 % guts 50 % hero




IN CASE OF FIRE ... - FINISH HIM!




AMBITION - He asked me where I saw myself in two years. I said, 'Running this company instead of you.' How's firing me gonna help with that?




RULE AROUND MY HOUSE - As long as one person LAUGHS.... ITS FUNNY.


TAGS: house rules comedy house fire
Rating: 3.8/5

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CANADA - March 25, 2010, 5:14 pm, #166824
lol, nice poster
Derek - March 25, 2010, 4:55 pm, #166822
Unlike here - unless it's the moderator ;})


TEN TRUCK - Because Brothers don't forget brothers


TAGS: truck fire
Rating: 3.57/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 11:48 pm, #231047
Wish I could forget mine.


NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.


TAGS: greatness burn fire twilight sucks poet
Rating: 3.5/5

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HETHCOX25RAIDER - May 12, 2010, 1:15 am, #175741
u got that right


Tacgnol + Firelongcat + Longcat -


TAGS: firelongcat longcat power summon combo funny lol epic proportion
Rating: 3.24/5

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IAmKevinsBrain - April 4, 2009, 8:33 am, #70404
Firelongcat from a distance looks like a huge firey cawknballs and Tacgnol looks like the feline version of Darth Vader Nothing Further
Signe - February 15, 2009, 5:39 am, #59807
OMG OMG OMG OMG There are no words to describe the awesome
the tr00per - February 15, 2009, 12:41 am, #59777
firelongcat pwns all!!
DotDotDot - January 5, 2009, 5:27 pm, #49532
I think the two posts prior to my own make this poster far more awesome than it could have ever hope to be on it's own.
Agamemnon218 - December 30, 2008, 9:02 pm, #47715
Captain Catnet. He's our hero. Gonna eat the food dish down to zero. He's our powers magnified and he'll sleep all day if he's left inside.
Merlin The Cat - December 16, 2008, 9:18 pm, #44882
Fire Cat! Earth Cat! Wind Cat! Water Cat! Heart Cat! With your powers combined, I am Captain Catnet!


RIGHT THEN - Nothing we can do here Back to the bar




THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING... - We would like to welcome you aboard this A380 flight.., You may have noticed smoke coming from one of the engines.., But it is all OK as we have '11' more...


TAGS: a380 engine explosion fire smoke
Rating: 2.8/5

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Mongoose - December 7, 2010, 7:59 am, #205917
What about the wheels? - it might come off!!!


BIG BANG - Once God ignites some fireworks. They’re ready to be extinguished.




SUCCESS - is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire - Reggie Leach


TAGS: fire
Rating: 2.43/5

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HOW DO I DO IT? - I use Fire!


TAGS: fire doris clean humor
Rating: 2.2/5

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50 Cent - September 27, 2008, 10:36 am, #23689
I make my b**** do it.
Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 11:26 pm, #23631
I was going to say "gumption" and "sticktoitedness" but fire is also an acceptable varient.


FIRE IN THE HOLE - Nothing like running naked through the fire




AL GORE - finally has a weapon to defeat the dreaded ManBearPig!


TAGS: al gore man bear pig manbearpig fire
Rating: 2/5

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BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 4:24 pm, #116971
Yep, and global temperatures have been going down over the last ten years, not up ya jack a** Al!
BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 4:23 pm, #116970
Yep, and global temperatures have been going down over the last ten years, not up ya jack a** Al!


THE MIZUKAGE - Hotter than any fireball justu


TAGS: mizukage h** fireball justu
Rating: 1.5/5
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:08 pm, #190169
h**ter than any fireball jiujitsu, but still not as good as a real b***erface.
Zealot - August 20, 2010, 4:07 pm, #190104
i saw (and occasionally watch) naruto, but no man, just no
Mr. Shiny - August 20, 2010, 2:28 pm, #190091
Ok, someone deliberately made this to get at people, or...well I just feel smarter looking at it, now that I know there is somebody capable of this and its not me.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 11:27 am, #190071
Of course not Ice, i vote this one up for the HOS, i mean HOF!
ICEMAN - August 20, 2010, 10:45 am, #190061
By 5L you mean 1L, right?
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:34 am, #190054
Um yea, this one is pure amsome! I mean how could you not want to do anything but 5L this, 5L.
TheTrashHeap - August 20, 2010, 8:30 am, #190042
Hands up if this makes sense to you!


FIREWALL - NOTHING'S GETTING THROUGH MINE -




LIQUID ASSET -




PARENTHOOD - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.




DADDY -




KILL IT WITH FIRE!! - #1 secret to getting rid of BELLY-FAT No pills, no excersizes, just FIRE!!




Clear Pronunciation -


TAGS: of fire dragons horde hoard
Rating: 2/5

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Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:09 am, #57098
A really good movie, better than most give it credit for. Five lions !


TOGETHERNESS - Bunching up like that will "DRAW FIRE!" The ROE(Rules Of Engagement)specifically States that now you HAVE to return it!!




Proof Big Brother Exists -




Inspiration -




THE TOWERING INFERNO -


TAGS: logic firedrill school
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:11 pm, #241157
Thank you all for the kind, humorous and fact filled comments. The 5 trampled small people really made me smile... : )
robbidos - December 2, 2012, 12:43 pm, #241132
5 trampled small people
CloudchaserS - December 2, 2012, 11:10 am, #241129
Fun fact. That movie inspired the song Disco Inferno (Burn Baby Burn)
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 9:47 am, #241126
Not at all Grey. The reason it was practiced that way was to allow the smallest a glimpse of where the exit was located before the shoving, fighting mass of tall ones blocked their view. Thanks for the first 5L of my day.


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