Fire Demotivational Poster
FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.
GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!
APPEARENCE - A man walks down the street with a hat like that, people know he's not afraid of anything
MY FRIEND SAID HIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE - So I proved him wrong
NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -
POLICE OFFICERS - Because Firemen need heros too...
COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people
MY DUTY IS TO PROTECT -
REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others
Catch 22 -
OH YEAH - YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A APPLE!
IN CASE OF FIRE - 1. Grab Survivor 2. Super-Bodyslam from Top Rope 3. Profit!
KILL IT - Sweet mother of god! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
AMERICA'S VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS - Bravely running into places smarter people are running out of since 1736...
MINIGUN - Approximately 1000-6000 rounds per minute. Could you ask for more? Yes. You probably could. Do you need more? No. Probably not.
SERENITY - Burn the Land, Boil the Sea; You can't take the sky from me.
LEGO FIREFLY - Hey, Gotta continue it somehow.
FIRE SAFETY -
I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM THE BOOM GODS - They say you're screwed
A DOLL - That's all Amy wanted. She asked and asked. And then she warned them. Too bad they were heavy sleepers.
FIRE TORNADOS - Is how you know that God hates you
CIRCLE OF RESPECT -
THAT'S RIGHT..... I DID IT - Did u see what I did there?
WHEN IN DOUBT -
THAT'S IT - This has eliminated the chance of me going anywhere in Africa. Ever. I can get fireworks from Mexico.
FIREFOX - Even our Extra-Terrestrial internet users agree that it is the best web browser that has ever been developed and will probably always be the best there is
I'M NOT HEARTLESS -
FINALLY - I'll drink this with my deep fried celery.
MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA -
WE'RE GOING TO NEED -
WHO'S GONNA RIDE... - ...that red two wheeler,Who's gonna make that yuletide race Who wants to wear red and white trimmed leathers All the way to fire place
FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction
JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit
OK, PEOPLE! - Let's gather around here and take a photo while the house is still standing
OLD DOGS, NEW TRICKS -
FIRE FIGHTERS -
FRIDAY THE 13TH -
ADDICTION - Because Tweeting it is more important than your life.
DEMON SUMMONING - Should be done with caution.
FIRE SPITTERS - The most extreme way to show the world how awesome they are.
YOU SHAKE MY NERVES -
LAID OFF - "Son, I don't know how we're going to get along without you... but starting Monday we're going to try."
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE. - Everything must go.
FAIL. - Ironic?
HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time
CALIFORNIA - Yeah, Its A Lot Like This
Bonnets are Badass -
CREEPY PASTA -
ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL SOMEONE CATCHES FIRE... - And Then Its Hilarious
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY - Please be safe when lighting off fireworks
MERRY CHRISTMAS - everyone!
THE CHURCH - Who says it can't enlighten ?
SHE'S CRYING NOW - But you will be the one crying in the end when she sets your car on fire!
WELCOME TO - "Barbecue on a Budget", here on The Homeless Channel
FIRE FIGHTING - Screw this!! FIX BYONETS!
GOD - If he had intended man to smoke. He would have set him on fire.
HELLO THERE SIR - I couldn't help but notice you honking at me. Is there something you'd like to discuss?
PARIS FIRE BRIGADE - Using the French Army to fight fires because we don't use them to fight wars
ANTI-GUN POLITICIANS - They don't know that you are supposed to treat EVERY firearm like it's loaded at all times. She also has no proper trigger training. She like Schumer however, has a CCW. Old bat....................
Hello, 911? Yes, police...aaaand medical -
KEEP A FIRE... -
FIREPOWER - When you have this much no one messes with you
DEDICATION - They can't fire me. Slaves have to be sold.
FIREFIGHTERS... - rushing in...others running out 50 % guts 50 % hero
IN CASE OF FIRE ... - FINISH HIM!
AMBITION - He asked me where I saw myself in two years. I said, 'Running this company instead of you.' How's firing me gonna help with that?
RULE AROUND MY HOUSE - As long as one person LAUGHS.... ITS FUNNY.
TEN TRUCK - Because Brothers don't forget brothers
NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.
Tacgnol + Firelongcat + Longcat -
RIGHT THEN - Nothing we can do here Back to the bar
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING... - We would like to welcome you aboard this A380 flight.., You may have noticed smoke coming from one of the engines.., But it is all OK as we have '11' more...
BIG BANG - Once God ignites some fireworks. They’re ready to be extinguished.
SUCCESS - is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire - Reggie Leach
HOW DO I DO IT? - I use Fire!
FIRE IN THE HOLE - Nothing like running naked through the fire
AL GORE - finally has a weapon to defeat the dreaded ManBearPig!
THE MIZUKAGE - Hotter than any fireball justu
FIREWALL - NOTHING'S GETTING THROUGH MINE -
LIQUID ASSET -
PARENTHOOD - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!! - #1 secret to getting rid of BELLY-FAT No pills, no excersizes, just FIRE!!
Clear Pronunciation -
TOGETHERNESS - Bunching up like that will "DRAW FIRE!" The ROE(Rules Of Engagement)specifically States that now you HAVE to return it!!
Proof Big Brother Exists -
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